I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
