FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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