You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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