How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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