Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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