is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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