He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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