Just cropdusted the office
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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