Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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