'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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