if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize
