i permit you to call me
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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