My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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