So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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