i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
And then he peed in my hair
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