So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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