Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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