i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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