all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
