I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'd cum for enchiladas.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
