we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You're like the curious george of whores
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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