Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
there was a trapeze. enough said
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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