Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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