Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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