How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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