thus making me awesome and them whores
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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