Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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