is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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