he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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