My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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