doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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