if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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