Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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