Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Randomize
