Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
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Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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