its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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