I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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