therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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