your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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