new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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