He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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