I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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