There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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