So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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