I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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