Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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