god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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