I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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