I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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