Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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