I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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