Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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